Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Fresh Squeezed Couture

Remember when so many young ladies had “Juicy” written on their butts? That was from the company: “Juicy Couture”. I used to joke about someone developing a juicer for those pants, but I don’t see them as much as I used to. So if they’ve fallen out of favor, maybe they could drum up some new interest by releasing a new brand called: “Fresh Squeezed Couture”. They could make sweatpants, jeans, blouses, etc., all with “Fresh Squeezed” written right across the butts and boobs, every bit as suggestively and tackily offensive as the “Juicy” did! Frankly, I’m surprised nobody has done it yet. It’s tasteless enough, right? So it’s sure to be very popular!