Yes, it’s the children’s book for Satanists: The Church of Satan Mouse!
We all know the expression: “quiet as a church mouse,”
right? Well, what if the church mouse lived in the Church of Satan? Then he’d
be LOUD, learning to play electric guitar and playing death metal, black metal
and all that “Devil’s Music”!
Yes, he’ll be rocking the neighborhood all night every night,
and everyone will complain from lack of sleep, but every time the cops show up,
they can’t find the culprit, because little do they know, but it’s a church
mouse who’s making all that noise. (<A Church of Satan Mouse, that is!) And,
of course, Satan laughs from hell at everyone who is annoyed by the noise. (“Moo hoo ha ha!”)
It’s The Church of
Satan Mouse: soon to be an action figure and a children’s TV show!
