There’s a
medication for gout called Allopurinol (or Zyloprim). I know I have seen ads
for it on TV at one time, but I don’t remember, because the name is hard to
remember. But if they called it: “Gout Out”, everyone would know what it was
for, and they could far more easily ask for it by name wherever pharmaceuticals
are sold. And ads could scream: “Suffering from the pain of gout? Don’t pout,
shout out: ‘Gout Out’!”
Then there could be
ads where gout is personified as an animated bully character called: “The Gout
Lout”, and this malicious villain lives inside the bodies of people who suffer
from gout, and he harasses and rips up parts of their body affected by gout.
And then the ad says that when you’re the victim of the Gout Lout, take Gout
Out, and shout: “Gout, Out!” and the gout will be forced out of your body by a
bouncer whose job it is to throw out the Gout Lout.
