Monday, October 20, 2014

The Baguette Badass (The Superhero of Carb Elimination)

Yes, it’s the Baguette Badass: brutalizer of bread bingers!

Our hero knows how bad carbs are for weight gain, and how many carbs are in bread, so he beats people with baguettes to traumatize them against bread’s carbohydrate corruption!

He’s a burly bully bulging with a boulagerie’s-worth of baguette butchery: It’s the Baguette Badass!

And if you find yourself beaten with baguettes, it’s probably The Baguette Badass, and he’s here to help!