Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Yippy Dog Chow

When you get a yippy dog for your apartment, you know that little dog is going to bark all day long every day, and probably all night long every night too. After all, it has to drive your neighbors absolutely crazy, right? And barking that long takes a lot of energy.

That’s why there’s new Yippy Dog Chow. Its special nutrition formula gives annoying little yippy dogs the fuel they need to drive apartment dwellers to insanity and beyond with endless eardrum-shattering volume barking, day-in and day-out, and nighttime too.

So remember, to really make your neighbors hate you, your dog must have the energy required to bark absolutely continuously at their absolute loudest. And for that, your dog needs Yippy Dog Chow, the new dog food specially formulated for yippy dogs.