When you get a yippy dog for your apartment, you know that
little dog is going to bark all day long every day, and probably all night long
every night too. After all, it has to drive your neighbors absolutely crazy,
right? And barking that long takes a lot of energy.
That’s why there’s new Yippy Dog Chow. Its special nutrition formula gives annoying
little yippy dogs the fuel they need to drive apartment dwellers to insanity
and beyond with endless eardrum-shattering volume barking, day-in and day-out,
and nighttime too.
So remember, to really make your neighbors hate you, your
dog must have the energy required to bark absolutely continuously at their
absolute loudest. And for that, your dog needs Yippy Dog Chow, the new dog food specially formulated for yippy dogs.
