Viagra “Dead Wood” Ad (Joke/Proposed)

A 50-something male tree doctor looks over a tree, breaks off a dead branch, and speaks to the camera, saying: “You know, when you care for trees, it’s important to get rid of the dead wood. And you know, I got rid of my dead wood when I started taking Viagra.” Then the slogan would be: “Viagra: Rejuvenate your wood.”