You know how people call the US Postal Service “snail mail”?
Well, I thought it might be fun for the US Postal Service to use that snail
Turbo from the movie Turbo as a
mascot for the Priority Mail, and a print ad could show Turbo with a postal
worker hat on, and the headline would be: “Snail mail just got a lot faster!”
(Or: “Snail mail just got a turbo boost!”)
