Monday, October 20, 2014

Ouija (2014)

I haven’t seen it yet, but this horror movie about the Ouija board will definitely be a great ad for the board game from Parker Brothers. Surely every parent will want to buy their children a portal to death and damnation, right? (Well, if they’re naughty, anyway.)

But seeing as how the Ouija game is based on spelling words out, how about having the ad slogan be: “Quija: It Spells Terror!”?