We’ve all heard about the “electronic watchdog” devices that
trigger recordings of barking dogs whenever someone knocks on a door or tries
to enter a home, with the hopeful function of deterring break-ins. Well, since
that’s such a success, why not expand the product line to include an electronic
yippy dog alarm?
The electronic yippy dog alarm would serve to scare away
dates and suitors for attractive women. Since men hate little yippy dogs,
hearing one bark as they approach a woman’s home would definitely scare away
many, many men. Then, surely, only the men who are truly interested in the
women would actually go through with the date.
It makes a great gift, for an attractive woman, or for their roommates who hate their dates.
