Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Rain of Terror

It’s the environmental horror movie you’ve all been waiting for: Rain of Terror!

In this terrifying disaster/suspense/nature-strikes-back horror movie, climate change has made super storms more likely, and pollution has seeded the clouds with deadly, flesh-melting acid rain, and this deluge of death is headed your way! Prepare for the corrosive scalding torture that awaits you just before your agonizing death from the Rain of Terror!

Meteorologists and weather reporters step outside to inform us of the situation, but little do they know the unexpected and colorful manner in which they will illustrate the danger when their flesh dissolves in red rivulets of screaming, shrieking shock, followed by the horror of their skeletons melting away into a curdled custard of creeping calcium carbonate cream!

You try to hide, try to escape, try to find shelter, but no matter where you go, this super storm’s super strong acid will dissolve and melt away any structure in its way until finally it reaches your flesh and traps you for a disgusting dissolving death from the Rain of Terror!

That’s Rain of Terror: Coming for you soon with its malicious melting murder!