A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Garlique Halloween Ad (Joke/Proposed)
We’d see an attractive young woman take Garlique, and then she’d go out walking at night, and everyone around her would be attacked by vampires, some furtively, some blatantly, but when vampires try to attack her, they are silently repelled. Then the announcer would say: “The potent garlic supplement in Garlique effectively repels vampires, but without that pungent garlicky smell!” (It would repel vampires only, and not people.)