Nutrisystem is a
prepared food diet where you get meals shipped to you, and if you eat only
them, supposedly you will lose weight. Recently they have advertised a “Fast 5”
offer where the first five pounds you lose are free or whatever. But whenever I
hear or see “Fast 5”, I always think of the movie Fast & Furious 5, which
was advertised as Fast Five. Well, that made me think maybe Nutrisystem
should take a cue from these movies and say that if you’re “Fat & Furious”,
you can lose a “Fast 5” with their special offer. (Or would that sound too
insensitive? I hope not, because dieting could make us feel like action movie
heroes.)
