(Based upon the movie: Three Days of the Condor)
Robert Redford reads books for the CIA looking for plot elements that seem like possible national security scenarios. Well, one day at work, he makes a hot date with a groovy new chick he met over the weekend, and her playful banter and use of double entendre on the phone lead him to believe he may get lucky tonight, so he goes out to buy some condoms. Well, while he’s gone, a rogue element within the CIA sends assassins to kill everyone where Redford works, and when he gets back, everyone’s dead. Well, the date’s definitely off at this point, and Redford is on the run. In order to save his life, he abducts Faye Dunaway, and after a series of events over the next three days leads her to trust him (and after all, he is Robert Redford), she decides to sleep with him. Well, Redford reaches into his pocket for the condoms, but a little devil Robert Redford appears over his left shoulder and says: “What do you need those for? You’re probably going to be killed soon anyway, so what’s the difference?” He begins to put the condoms back into his pocket when a little angel version of Robert Redford appears over his right shoulder and says: “You don’t know, you might just survive this situation, and what if she has a sexually-transmitted disease, or you get her pregnant, marry her, and then you find out you don’t get along? Then you might wish you had been killed.” And so Redford takes the condoms out of his pocket and walks toward Faye Dunaway, and it is suggested that they get it on, as the picture cuts and we see the dark silhouette of a couple on a bed moving around suggestively from across the room, out of focus, in a low light situation.
Then the slogan is: “Always have a condom with you, because you never know what’s going to happen, and you need to be prepared for what comes.”
