Friday, October 17, 2014

New Judicial Benches

I keep seeing movies where judges hammer their gavel and still people in the court will not come to order. Well, then how about giving them two gavels, some drums on their desk, some bass drums under their desk, some cymbals, and they could play some metal blast beat and drum fills until everyone shuts up? Then drummers would have a real job when they’re not playing in bands. (Hey, I’d trust drummers more than political appointees.)