I keep seeing movies where judges hammer their gavel and
still people in the court will not come to order. Well, then how about giving them two
gavels, some drums on their desk, some bass drums under their desk, some
cymbals, and they could play some metal blast beat and drum fills until
everyone shuts up? Then drummers would have a real job when they’re not playing
in bands. (Hey, I’d trust drummers more than political appointees.)
