"Soylent Green" Recycling (Joke) Ad

In a recreation of Soylent Green, we see a paper doll in the roll of Charlton Heston, and he follows dead paper dolls in a truck to a recycling facility, watching them being reduced to pulp and made into recycled paper products. Then, after escaping, our heroic paper doll sees other paper dolls out in public reading newspapers, eating off of paper plates, drinking from paper cups, using paper napkins, etc., and horrified, he shouts: "All the stuff you're using: It's paper! IT'S PAPER! We've got to stop them somehow! It's PAPER!"