Not enough poison for you to follow your lover into the next
life? Do you depend on a dagger to end your star-crossed love
affair of a life when you wake up in a dark, dank, creepy crypt? Then you’re going to need a
sharp dagger!
Yes, imagine waking up in a crypt full of rotting corpses and having a
dull dagger so you die of starvation or get eaten by rats while you are yet
alive! God forbid!
You need the reliable knife sharpener that makes all knives
and daggers happy: The Oh Happy Dagger Knife Sharperer! Not sold in stores; order yours today!
(BTW: This is from Romeo and Juliet, and not just some twisted fantasy of the author.)
