Monday, October 27, 2014

The Yeoman ("Star Trek" Version of "The Omen")

In this horrific Satanic Sci-Fi movie, combining Star Trek with The Omen and Rosemary's Baby, Yeoman Janice Rand becomes impregnated by a malevolent version of Q, and the child to come shall bring an end to the universe, sending it into darkness (rather than just mostly darkness). And anyone who tries to interfere has some freak tragic "accident" befall them, like maybe they're turned inside-out in the transporter (when they weren't even going anywhere), or else they get locked in the food replicator room and the replicator spits out scalding hot Earl Grey tea until the room fills up and burns and drowns them, or something evil and tragic and suspicious or whatever. And then the baby is born, but some hackneyed copout ending saves everyone or something: yea! And there's a space exorcism as well.

It's all the Satanic Star Trek Silliness you can stomach! It's The Yeoman: Coming soon!