Thursday, October 16, 2014

Duck Tape Silence Ad (Joke/Proposed)

Someone is at a party, and they’re talking really loudly, and being offensive, and annoying everyone; so the host walks up and puts a piece of Duck Tape over their mouth, silencing them. And everyone smiles with relief and amusement, or else they cheer. Then the announcer says: “Duck Tape: seals anything you want effortlessly.”

(Additional ads could include tape being put over the mouths of pundits people hate, insult comedians during a roast {by the roastee}, boring lecturers at a college, bad singers during Karaoke, and singers of annoying songs.)