There’s a new Scotch tape ad I had to see to watch a video on YouTube, and it showed some woman getting something from someone else, and they said Scotch Tape can deliver the magic, or whatever.
But I’d love to see a Halloween version of that ad, where the bargain tape breaks and the gift is lost or damaged, so they abduct the sender, and bind them with Scotch brand tape, and torture them.
I mean, after all, it is Halloween, and tape gets used so much in those “torture porn” movies, right? Well, Duck Tape will get all that free advertising if Scotch Tape doesn’t find some kind of inroad, right? So I’m just trying to help…
Hey, maybe they could have Halloween ads with a box-knife killer who wears a mask made of packing tape, called: “Scotch Tape Face” (after Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
Oh, you mean they might not want to remind people of all the vicious, perverted things that can be done with their products? Well, those people aren’t going to be buying it anyway, so I say go for it.
(Don't like Scotch Tape Face? Then how about a mummy covered in Scotch Tape, who is still alive after thousands of years because Scotch Tape is so reliable and won't break or wear out.)
(Don't like Scotch Tape Face? Then how about a mummy covered in Scotch Tape, who is still alive after thousands of years because Scotch Tape is so reliable and won't break or wear out.)
