Friday, October 31, 2014

Christine 2: Driverless Car Carnage

In the original movie of Christine, we saw the mayhem caused by a demonic car. But now, in the even more horrifying sequel, we see a Christine for a new generation as evil evolves into a possessed Google Driverless Car (!!!). Yes, not only does this Christine drive herself and cause pandemonium on the roads and in people's garages, but this time she's connected to the internet, cellular devices and satellites, so she can get you no matter where you try to run! And most horrifying of all, this Christine is a Prius, so when she makes you run for your life, everyone will laugh at you for looking like such a wimp!

It's the terrible technological terror of a demonic driverless car, it's: Christine 2: Driverless Car Carnage, coming soon to hit a drive-in theater near you!