Kohler Mad Scientist's Secret Lavatory Ad (Proposed)

We see a woman who is ostensibly a mad scientist walk into a spooky castle tower in a lab coat. She walks into a scary dark room filled with mad scientist lab equipment, brains in jars, flasks of smoking liquid, gurneys, and spiderwebs everywhere. She crosses the room, opens a big creaky door, and enters another dark room and closes the door behind her. Then we cut to the inside of the room, and she turns on the lights to reveal a dream bathroom with a gorgeous shower and a sumptuous bathtub, in addition to a beautiful sink and counter, all of which are topped off with the most elegant Kohler fixtures imaginable. She draws a bath, gets in, and then she looks into the camera and says: "I'm not really a mad scientist. I just do all of this spooky stuff to scare people away so that nobody bothers me while I'm soaking in my beautiful bath." Then the announcer says that you'll go to any lengths to be left alone when you have the luxurious dream bathroom that Kohler bathroom fixtures can provide.