(To the tune of "My Sharona", by The Knack)
Ooh, don't turn the TV on, don't turn it on,
Or you're gonna see lots of: Yikes, Ebola!
Yeah, it makes me wanna run, I wanna run,
Run away and see if I can hide, Ebola!
Never gonna stop, give it up,
Sensationalize, always wind us up,
Panic us, remind us we could die,
Die-yi-yi-yi-yikes, Woo!
Y-y-y-yikes, Ebola!
Don't come any closer no, I'll kill ya' bro,
Don't get your fluids in my eyes, Ebola!
Fear keeps me in a tizzy, it gets to me,
Have we reached the end of the line, Ebola?
They're never gonna stop, give it up,
Sensationalize, always whip us up,
Frenzy us, get us to think we'll die,
Die-yi-yi-yi-yikes, Woo!
Y-y-y-yikes, Ebola!
When's it gonna get to me, get to me?
Is it just a matter of time, Ebola?
Is it an emergency? We'll have to see,
Or are they playing games with my mind, Ebola?
Never gonna stop, give it up,
Irrationalize, always wind us up,
Panic us, make us think we'll all die,
Die-yi-yi-yi-yikes, Woo!
Y-y-y-yikes, Ebola! Y-y-y-yikes, Ebola!
