Monday, October 20, 2014

Pride Comes Before the Fall Collection (New Reality TV Show?)

Hey, how about a new reality show with the most arrogant designers designing their most outré clothes imaginable, and then normal people get to call in to judge them?

You know, like the silliest, most impractical designs you’ve ever seen on a fashion runway or in a silly fashion magazine, only with “Salt of the Earth” types judging them? Then finally these pretentious designers could actually hear what everyone really says about their silliest designs outside of their kiss-ass bubble.

And all the designers would be filmed saying how great their stuff is, and then they’d get voted off. (It would have to be really arrogant designers, though.)

And of course, nobody would really do a show like this, so they could hire actors to pretend to be designers, and then hire designers could design joke outfits just for the show, like the worst thing they ever did but never made. Then it would just be a silly comedy!

And because the title refers specifically to the Fall Collection, everything would have to be autumn-inspired, like a coat made of actual dead leaves, a dress made of discarded Halloween “fun size” candy wrappers, etc.