When I was a little kid, the Wonder Twins were the annoying identity
figure youth characters foisted upon we defenseless viewers, and boy were they
annoying! They’d say: “Form of…!” and: “Shape of…!” And they’d convert
themselves into whatever they wanted. And even with those powers, they still
sucked.
But what about now, when they’re in their 50s at least? What
do they do now?
I wonder if they go out on weekends saying: “Form of a hot
model!” and: “Shape of a Ferrari!”? Then they might get some action, and maybe
they trade of who has to be the hot car. (But after they transform back to
their normal selves? Eek!)
