A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Monday, October 6, 2014
Sugary Surgery Cereal
It’s the only cereal you eat with a scalpel: it’s Sugary Surgery Cereal! With oat surgical masks and knives, and marshmallow vital organs, you’ll want to cut into every bite! And with a strawberry glaze that makes the milk turn bloody looking, you’ll wonder if you can stomach it! (Remember: if you faint, fall backwards, so you don’t drown in the bowl!)