(Sketch Comedy)
We see the scene from Return of the Jedi, where Obi-Wan Kenobi’s sparkly Jedi ghost says: “Yoda will always be with you” to Luke Skywalker. Then we cut ahead in time, and Luke is going to the bathroom, and Yoda appears, saying: “Eating enough fiber, you are not!” and: “Using too much toilet paper, you are.” Then we cut to Luke sleeping, and Yoda appears to say: “Snoring, you are! And drool on your pillow, you do.” Then we cut to Luke having sex, and Yoda appears, saying: “Wearing a condom, you are not! Herpes, you could get.” And Luke is completely flustered with each unexpected appearance of Yoda.
