Wednesday, October 29, 2014

“Westworld” Hair (Scene I’d Like to See)

In the original movie Westworld, Yul Brynner’s gunfighter goes haywire, killing people and chasing after Richard Benjamin. But we never understand why the gunfighter is so ruthlessly pursuing Richard Benjamin, so I’d like to see a scene explaining this, where Yul Brynner finally does catch and kill Richard Benjamin, and after doing so, Yul Brynner scalps Benjamin and wears his hair like a wig. (See? The bald gunfighter robot was always mad because he was bald, so he was always tormented by others’ hair; but once he saw Richard Benjamin’s sexy locks he blew a fuse and simply had to have that hot hair for himself!)

Hey, maybe this could be some kind of hair product ad, like maybe for Axe shampoo or gel, where guys get that look that’s so hot with their hair, and it is so attractive and desirable, even previously benign, non-aggressive robots develop emotions and become obsessed killers to try to get the sexy-looking hair for themselves. (<Silly robot, axe is for guys!)