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Sunday, January 1, 2012
What Doesn't Kill Us Only Makes Us Stronger
This is the perfect argument against the food police when they try to mandate "healthy" (read: disgustingly unpalatable) food for everyone. Simply say: "Sure, the yummy food has all kinds of salt and chemicals in it, and it's trying to kill us all, but what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, and the yummy food is making us stronger and stronger! If we eat that "healthy" crap you want to make us eat, we'll all become weak! And that's why you want us to eat that stuff: so we'll all become too weak to oppose you when you try to force us to do all the other behavior modification policy stuff you've got planned! We're onto you and your evil scheme, you Food Fascists & Health Huns! You can lead a person to disgusting hippie food, but you can't make him (or her) eat!"