Angry Cuckolded Husband Assaults: The Service

I checked my email and found a spam message from a service called: "Cheating Housewife Hookups". And that immediately made me think of the other possible thing you'd be signing up for: getting your ass kicked by the cheating wife's angry husband. And then I thought, why not just cut out the middle (wo)man and offer that service directly? You wouldn't even need to sleep with anyone's wife either; they'd just act like you did and beat you up! And you can sign your frenemies up for the service when they try to sleep with your wife or girlfriend.