With scandals galore in Washington right now, and a Justice Department with not only a conflict of interest to investigate themselves, but also a complete unwillingness to investigate anything at all (except maybe the other side of the aisle), as well as plenty of partisan hacks on both sides with no interest whatsoever in the truth when they can just attack the other side or cover up their own party's malfeasance and corruption, we're not likely to get any answers or accountability anytime soon (and this is nothing new or party-specific, people). Oh, but that's just what we could get from these very people in government, because if you really want to know about something, ask their spouses!
Yes, it's the new scandalous reality TV program with all the juicy gossip about who's guilty of what corruption or malfeasance in the government, and who may be seeking to whip what up into a partisan witch hunt, straight from the very people who live with them and hear about everything first-hand! You can't compel a spouse to testify against their husband or wife, but just try to stop them from spilling everything once the cameras get rolling and the drinks start flying outside of court! And you don't need a subpoena or the empty threat of perjury to get these spouses talking, either! Yes, if we want to get to the bottom of these scandals and hold the responsible parties accountable with this morass of red tape and complicity in Washington, then it's time for the Real Lousewives of Washington, D.C.!
Get the dirt on the louse right from their own mouth on our new show each and every week! Yes, their wives (and husbands) aren't stupid: they've seen what happens to political marriages, so they've secretly recorded their partner's every utterance just in case they need it for future divorce proceedings; and with the promise of fame, fortune and Hollywood offered by a popular reality TV show, they'll dish out all the juicy bits and smoking guns for us all to glut on! That's the Real Lousewives of Washington, D.C.: check your local listings!
