A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Mr. Meaner & Miss Demeanor
It's the new buddy cop movie you've all been waiting for: Mr. Meaner & Miss Demeanor! It's the good cop/bad cop movie for today's audiences! He's the hardboiled angry loose cannon who's always getting in trouble with internal affairs; she's a former etiquette writer for a women's magazine whose fiancé was murdered by a drug gang and who is sworn to stop violent crime, but only through the use of polite and cultured manners and decorum! And they've been partnered together because they're incapable of working with anyone else, and they both need the edge the other has, and to soften each other's extreme stances and proclivities. Yes, once they get their hands on a suspect, she butters them up while he's stomping their ass! It's the perfect combination for a new definition of good cop/bad cop! That's Mr. Meaner & Miss Demeanor: coming soon to a holding tank and interview room near you! (Rated "R", for "Riveting"!)