In the wake of the disclosures of the NSA's spying program, and the monumental box office success of the latest Superman movie Man of Steel, Hollywood has begun work on combining these two ideas into one: the superhero Snooperman. Yes, It's Snooperman: Man of Stealth! Reads emails faster than a speeding speed reader! He can read everyone's email simultaneously in a single glance! He can listen to everyone's conversations as a single sound! More powerful than a team of hackers & web crawlers! Yet, sensitive enough to respect everyone's privacy and not to reveal the contents of anything that's not terrorism-related! And, since he's not from the planet Earth, he's not bound by the Fourth Amendment nor the entire U.S. Constitution! (He was sent to Earth from a world destroyed by terrorism, so he wants to help prevent the peoples of the Earth from suffering the same fate!)
So have no fear, Snooperman is here to save the day!
