Oh the seality! Oh, Snuffy: we hardly knew ya! Oh, those mean ol' sharks: they'll get theirs someday! Someone will make a new Jaws movie that will be good like the first one for a change, and everyone will go out and kill sharks in large numbers! In fact, hey, why not do it in revenge for this commercial and what happened to poor old Snuffy the seal?
Oh, so Snuffy's not real, huh? Well, Snuffy can't help that, you jerk! We're supposed hold that against Snuffy, something Snuffy can't even help, and not go murder sharks in large numbers for that reason? Whatever. You're just a collaborator who's helping sharks get away with murder with that kind of stuff, man! It may be fictional, but it's still murder, you depraved so-and-so. And when all the sharks watching Shark Week see our vengeance, surely they'll stop killing cute things and us from now on. (Or will they also seek revenge? Oh, I don't know. But we have to do something or else they'll eat us all! Aaaa!)
Here's Snuffy's Fifteen Minutes of Feeding Frenzy Fame:
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/snuffy-the-seal-pays-dearly-in-shark-week-promo/
But I guess the seal was named "Snuffy", so we shouldn't have been surprised when it turned out to be a snuff film! (Oh my God!!!!!)
