Now that the Supreme Court has given gay couples the idea that they ought to have the same equal rights as everybody else, church leaders are afraid this could lead to gay couples trying to sneak in for church weddings. So church leaders have decided to train their priests in goalie tactics to "save" the church from that kind of embarrassment. You see, the thinking is that if they can prevent gay couples from entering the church buildings, they can stop gay marriages for occurring. And so now priests will be diving left and right to keep suspected gay couples from passing through the doorways. Of course, if gay couples can somehow fake out the goaltending priests, like in soccer penalty kicks, maybe they can "score" themselves a gay church wedding, achieving their Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-l-l-l!!!
Perhaps the best way to trick them would be to have a woman friend in a wedding dress lead the gay wedding party into the church and then she just walks out of the back door afterwards to go change her clothes and re-enters the front door again as a wedding guest.
(This is a joke in support of gay marriage rights, by the way, in case you couldn't tell.)
