DissInformation

DissInformation is a new service that allows subscribers to research embarrassing things about people they want to attack in order to make an even more powerful and memorable insult. Rappers in a battle of insults could simply sue their smartphones, and the voice-recognition software, as well as face-recognition software, would instantly look into your opponent's background, finding relevant information on which to diss them. Plus, the handy rhyming dictionary will help you find ways to rhyme your insults on the fly! That's DissInformation: In the information age, it's more important than ever to know who your dissing!