After getting his head bitten off by Yankees GM Brian Cashman, A-Rod says he's going to hire a ghost tweeter to tweet updates about his fitness to his Twitter followers, because you know, that would adhere to the literal interpretation of what Cashman said to do. Plus, whenever Cashman asks what the hell's going on with the ghost tweeter, A-Rod will simply sit in stoic silence, holding up a piece of paper that says: "You told me to shut the f*ck up, so I am. Happy Now?"
Here's the haunting hissy fit story:
http://deadspin.com/brian-cashman-a-rod-should-just-shut-the-fuck-up-579982008
