CNN is reporting that there has been a daring airport heist of millions. It's a funny thing, because they just did a story about human remains being found at the home of the late "Jimmy the Gent" (as in the Robert De Niro character in the movie: Goodfellas), who allegedly whacked a bunch of associates involved in the JFK Airport Lufthansa heist. Hmm, you don't suppose that that report, reminding everyone of the Lefthansa heist, made some criminals think: "Hey, nobody's tried a JFK Airport heist in a while; maybe now's a good time to try it again?"
What do you think? Does it sound plausible? Or do you think, as I do, that CNN just made up that story about Jimmy the Gent so that they could stage an elaborate airport theft while "on assignment" chasing Edward Snowden around the globe? (That must be it. After all, who would suspect that CNN would be planning an airport heist? I mean, besides me. And don't their reporters seem to have an awful lot of new bling all of a sudden? {Wolf Blitzer's going to whack them for that for sure! [He said not to spend any of the money yet!] Just hearing that name tells you how vicious he must be! You don't think that's his birth name, now do you? No, Jimmy was "Jimmy the Gent", but nice-appearing Wolfgang Lohengrin, secretly a notorious, vicious gangster, earned the nickname "Wolf Blitzer" because of how he'd "blitz" his victims and tear them apart like a wolf. It's true! [Okay, maybe it's not true. But at least it's not boring, like the truth is. Because he's just a news anchor. But he probably dreams of perpetrating a daring jewel heist, don't you think? That name gives him a real uphill climb to live up to: "Wolf Blitzer". He sounds like a secret Nazi werewolf super-soldier. Maybe he is one! Aaaaa!]})
This is the Lufthansa heist, for those who haven't seen Goodfellas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lufthansa_heist
