If you ever watch TV at night, you've likely seen all the new ads for electronic cigarettes. They're just flavored water vapor, so the claim is that they won't bother anyone, and you can smoke in peace. But that's probably bullish!t, and all the anti-smoking bullies will still attack and harass you if you use one of them in public, in addition to these things not really being all that enjoyable, I'd venture to guess. So perhaps what these electronic cigarette companies need to do is develop some other product to help smokers, and I think I've got just the thing: Robot Smokers.
Yes, with Robot Smokers, you can just set your lifelike robot up to smoke those yucky electronic cigarettes, and while all the anti-smoking activists jump all over them to harass the robot about smoking, the human smoker can sneak away to go have a real cigarette in the bathroom. Yes, it's Robot Smokers: allowing you to have that real, satisfying smoking experience, because it takes all the bullying attacks while you sneak away to smoke yourself in privacy and comfort.
