A man murders someone and the Amazon Echo hears and records
the whole thing, which would identify the killer, but Amazon refuses to give
the recording to the police. Then the killer strikes again in another home, and
another Amazon Echo records the whole thing, but Amazon refuses to give the
recording to the investigators again. Then the killer strikes again, and again,
and again, and each and every time the murders are recorded by an Amazon Echo, and
each one would identify and help catch the killer, and yet still Amazon refuses
to aid authorities in their attempt to stop this mad monstrous murderer. Then,
finally, the killer kills someone who has an iPhone, and a recording on the
iPhone gets the vicious murderer caught. Then the announcer says: “Hey killers:
kill people who use the Amazon Echo, not people with iPhones. Amazon won’t rat
you out to the cops, so you can kill in the privacy and anonymity that is your absolute right under the law!”
