Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Apple Watch Suspiria Ad (Proposed)
There’s a scene at the end of the great Dario Argento horror movie Suspiria where Jessica Harper, playing Suzy Banion, finds the witches’ lair, and she’s walking down some amazing looking dark hall with all these arcane words or spells written all along the hallway, and she’s got to be totally silent or they’ll know she’s there and kill her. And being the advertising crazy person I am, I immediately thought of her getting a cell phone call, and the witches hear her and kill her.
Oh, but then the scene replays with her using the Apple Watch, and instead of her phone ringing, she gets a little vibration on her wrist, and what do you know, but it’s Udo Kier and Rudolf Schündler telling her how to defeat the witches, and so she does, triumphantly, without even having to risk her life (much).
And so the Apple Watch will help you defeat all ancient witch covens better than Android or Samsung or LG phones, guaranteed! If you get killed by a witches’ coven, simply return your phone with original proof of purchase to our secret Illuminati lair, if you can find it, and you will receive a free iPhone7!
This is a scene from the end of Suspiria, (You have to see this movie! It’s great! The part I was referring to is a bit earlier, but this would work just as well, if not better, only this time it would be her cell phone that would wake up Helena Markos, instead of her knocking over the peacock from Spencer’s Gifts):
Posted by Greg Medernach at 9:11 PM