To the tune of: “Lookin’ Out My Back Door” by Creedence Clearwater Revival:
Just walked in the bathroom boy, sat on the toilet, oh joy,
Got to sit down, need something from your butt to pour,
When you’re constipated, you wish that you could make it, go
Doo doo doo, comin’ out your back door.
You don’t know what you should do, to make your colon go poo,
Got to get it out of you, your butt is really sore,
First you take some Ex Lax, sit on the toilet, relax, and
Doo doo doo, comin’ out your back door!
Cheese and chocolate rabbits, just stay in your rear end,
Won’t you take a pill, sit and chill in the loo, and doo doo doo,
Make the right decision,
And assume the position,
Doo doo doo’s comin’ out your back door!
This is “Lookin’ Out My Back Door” by Creedence Clearwater Revival:
