To the tune of:
“Hello Mary Lou” by Ricky Nelson:
Hello Gas-X
Chews, Goodbye farts,
Sweet Gas-X Chews
will help prevent your tush’s,
Toot-a-toot
toots!
Just use Gas-X
Chews, You’ll never fart,
So hello Gas-X
Chews, Goodbye farts.
Hello Gas-X
Chews, Goodbye farts,
Sweet Gas-X Chews
will help prevent the ew,
Booty P.U.!
Just use Gas-X
Chews, You’ll never fart,
So hello Gas-X
Chews, Goodbye farts.
This is “Hello
Mary Lou” by Ricky Nelson (This version lacks the: “Do de do do” after he
sings: “Sweet Mary Lou I’m so in love with you” that I’m used to hearing. My
joke ad version above uses that, so sorry it’s missing in this performance of
the original song.):
