Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Laxative/Probiotic Doom Metal Band Ad (Joke/Proposed)

A super slow doom metal band called Constipation plays a concert where they play the slowest, sludgiest, drop-tunediest doom metal imaginable. And during a break, before the encore, someone slips the product into their beer (or otherwise convinces them to try it), and after going to the bathroom, the band gets back onstage to play a set of fast, bouncy pop punk music, and the previously catatonic crowd starts dancing and bouncing around. Then the announcer says: “Constipated? Use (product), and get things moving again!”