A super slow doom metal band called Constipation plays a
concert where they play the slowest, sludgiest, drop-tunediest doom metal
imaginable. And during a break, before the encore, someone slips the product
into their beer (or otherwise convinces them to try it), and after going to the
bathroom, the band gets back onstage to play a set of fast, bouncy pop punk
music, and the previously catatonic crowd starts dancing and bouncing around. Then the announcer says: “Constipated? Use (product), and get things moving again!”
