Friday, February 17, 2017

Viagra Blue Christmas Ad (Joke/Proposed)

A single dad packs his high school/college-aged kids off to spend the holidays with their mother as the song: “Blue Christmas” plays in the background. Then, after making a phone call, the single father pulls out a bottle of Viagra, he shakes one little blue pill out into his hand, shown in a close-up insert, he takes it, and then he fixes his hair in the mirror for a moment, after which the doorbell rings, the single father opens it, and in walks a beautiful woman: dad’s girlfriend.

And, of course, the Christmas tree is covered in blue Christmas lights and blue Christmas ornaments, including an ornament of a Viagra pill to close out the ad (in a close-up).

And so, obviously, the meaning a having a blue Christmas has been changed from meaning a sad Christmas without his kids there, to a blue-hot Christmas with his lady friend with the kids out of the house, courtesy of Viagra.

(It might be extra fun if the song: “Blue Christmas is the sad Elvis Presley version while the single father is packing his kids away and saying goodbye, but for it to change into a hard rock or punk rock or rockabilly version once he puts that Viagra pill in his hand.)

This is the song: “Blue Christmas” sung by Elvis Presley: