In this spot for the Lincoln whatever car, we see Matthew
McConaughey in a tuxedo fall backwards into a swimming pool at night, and the
ad says: “It’s like that.”
Really? Driving a Lincoln is shockingly cold and wet and then
you have to wear a damp, sticky suit around afterwards? Hey, sounds great!
Does Lincoln make a car where I don’t have to wear a soaking
tuxedo to drive it? It’s just that I prefer dry clothes in general for driving.
I might put up with a damp suit for a Ferrari or an Aston Martin, but not for a
domestic sedan. Am I alone in this?
Here’s the soaking spot: