The president says the murder rate is at a 47-year high, and then some news people, political opponents and lay people say he’s wrong, and so he decides to kill them all.
It’s the most action-packed movie you’ve ever seen, with Secret Service people being shot left and right protecting the president while he’s killing people.
Don’t miss it! It’s Death Wish 2017: If it’s not really the highest murder rate historically, then he’s going to make it the highest!
Starring Donald Trump, the Secret Service, and lots of dead Democrats and protesters.
(BTW: This is just a joke, so please don’t kill me, either side of the aisle.)
And yes, I just watched Death Wish on cable tonight.
