Thursday, June 9, 2011

Butt Cam

American Rag has put a “butt cam” (Okay, an “ass cam”, actually) in their changing rooms so they can post your butt on the internet. Um, I mean, so you can look at what your butt looks like in what you’re trying on without having to twist yourself around to look in a mirror, and so they can post it on the internet. Well, and so they can post video of you getting undressed on the internet. And so they can let people post funny comments about your butt or how unattractively you get undressed or how fat/ugly/whatever you are, etc., etc. Sound like a good idea? Not if it’s free! They should totally charge people for subscription service! (By the way, they’re called “American Rag” because of their internet video service where people get to rag on you in videos they sneak of you changing in their stores.)

(BTW: I heard about this on CNN from that business reporter girl Alison Kosik, so you know it’s true! {It’s a lie when Wolf Blitzer tells you stuff, though, because based upon his name, we can tell he’s a Nazi werewolf super-soldier sent to trick us! Rob Zombie told me, and he should know, as the brains behind Werewolf Women of the SS.})

Here’s the story about the “ass cam”: