Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Supreme Court Ruling on Violent Video Game Sales to Minors

So, the Supreme Court obviously wants all of our children to become violent murderers and kill us all! Otherwise, they wouldn’t have ruled to strike down a ban on sales of extremely violent video games to kids. What’s next, allowing tweens to see R-rated movies? That’s just horribly, um, wait… Actually, the movie theaters at the mall used to let me see all the R-rated movies when I was 13, and look how I turned out! Er, that is to say, um… We’re doomed! Run!

But actually, now that I think about it, perhaps permitting/enticing/programming these kids to play all of these graphically and brutally violent video games will make sure we've always got plenty of blood-thirsty violence-addicted youngsters to fill up our all-volunteer army for all of our nation's endless quagmire wars, so perhaps that's more the reason behind the Supreme Court's "free-speech-related" decision. But who knows...