Okay, so now the liberal press is going after Sarah Palin again just because she didn’t get the Paul Revere story right or whatever. Hey, we all know what’s going on here, right: this is a Hollywood plot to trick her into making a fool of herself again! Sure it is!
Don’t try to tell me that there’s no Hollywood Paul Revere movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger rides a horse-shaped Harley chopper with a laser-cannon on it to go melt all the redcoats who tried to take away Americans’ guns, or that Mel Gibson never rode that fire-breathing Godzilla car-crunch-a-saurus from the monster truck rallies out into Boston Harbor to crush the British warships to splinters while Americans went and hid all their guns so the government couldn’t take them away! You know there’s a movie like that! Maybe only Sarah Palin has seen it, but that’s just because it’s obviously part of a liberal Hollywood plot to make her look bad!
But seriously, after seeing those movies, what would you remember really happened? Hollywood always exaggerates everything in their historical movies to try to make them interesting. If history is so great, then why did all of you always fall asleep in history class in high school? Don’t have an answer for that so fast, now do you? So, then, is it fair to expect Sarah Palin to know history stuff when you didn’t care about it either?
Now, I grew up in Lexington Mass as a young kid, I’ve been to Boston before, and I have a collection of authentic Paul Revere silver stuff, so I have the right to forgive her more than any of you, and I do so gladly. (But mostly because I know she’ll give us all an even better doozie later on!) So come on: don’t nail her too hard for these little mistakes, or she’ll never step into the big ones later! After all, maybe she was just being metaphorical for poetical license, and you’re all too artistically-challenged to appreciate it!
By the way, I watched that quote of hers happen live on TV, and I knew there would be all this outcry about it, so I thought of something: Maybe Sarah Palin needs her own personal Paul Revere to warn her: “The liberals are coming, the liberals are coming!”
Anyway, here’s the story, so lap it up you picky, persnickety Palin pounders!:
