Hey! Someone is remaking Hitchcock’s The Birds! That’s great, because now someone will probably
make what I’ve always been waiting for: The Birds 2! It should be called: The Birds 2:
Birdwatcher Massacre, and the ads could
scream: “We thought they were our fine feathery friends, but now we’re all bird feed
for The Birds!” And it could be
made in “Feath-o-rama”! Then they could make The Birds 3: Tweety
Terror! in terrifying “Tweet-o-rama”.
